Our first "big" vacation of 2014 was to Key West. My dad had often talked about going there, so we decided to invite my parents to join us. I didn't manage to complete my travel journal, but here's what I did have (and a little ad-lib at the end):
05/17/2014 - "Florida - Here We Come..."
This vacation started on a Saturday evening - after Joe got off work. And, it included 2 very special people - my parents. Last year, my mom and dad had gone to Hawaii with my dad's brother and sister-in-law and I asked them if there was anywhere they wanted to go that they wanted us to take them. They said they wanted to go to Key West. I think they had contemplated, off and on, doing the trip themselves, but knowing they would have to skirt Miami, and since it was on our vacation destination wish list, we decided to see if they wanted to combine and go together.
There was a bit of slight drama early in the day, when the flight - which had been fairly open - suddenly only had 7 seats on it. But then, in a short period of time, it ended up with 13. By the time we got to the airport, I think there were about 20 seats. Mom and Dad met us at our house at 4:45 and we headed to the airport. We had a bite to eat at TGI Friday's before boarding. We even got to sit together - in 8A, 8B and 9A, 9B.
Our flight was fairly uneventful, and as I am reading a new Bill Bryson book, it went fairly quick for me. We were in the bulkhead, which Joe hates because he finds it terribly uncomfortable. Therefore, the flight probably wasn't quite so fast for him!!!
Upon arrival, we got our rental car and made our way to the hotel. I had made reservations at the Best Western, very close to the airport. It was cheap and I know that my mom and dad like Best Western. I originally only reserved one room, but was going to add a 2nd. Unfortunately, the Best Western website wouldn't let me do that, so we just bunked together on the first night.
05/18/2014 - "The Everglades"
As I sit here recapping our day, I sure don't feel like we got much accomplished!!!
I woke up at 7:00 AM and looked over to see Mom and Dad wide awake. So, I got up and showered. Our destination today was going to be the Everglades National Park. After getting ready, we breakfasted downstairs at the free breakfast and headed out. Our destination was 2 hours away.
We skipped the Oasis Visitor Center, which I thought was an Everglades Visitor Center, but is not, in order to try to get to the 11:00 tram tour at the Shark Valley Visitor Center (which actually IS an Everglades Visitor Center). We got there about 10:45, but the 11:00 tour was sold out. Sigh... I guess because it was the weekend, they had added a 12:30 tour (normally, the next tour would be at 2:00!), so we got tickets for that and then went back down to the Oasis Visitor Center, which turned out to be in Big Cypress National Preserve. I got a stamp anyway and we got to observe some alligators in the "river" just in front of the visitor center.
Back at Shark Valley, we arrived to find the parking lot full. So, Mom and I hiked from the line of cars (which was really a very short distance), while Joe and Dad went to park the car back on the highway. They
barely made it for the tour. In fact, I was looking for them and saw them coming - so Mom and I boarded the tram and told the tour guide they were coming. Whew!
The tram tour ended up being pretty interesting. We learned a lot about the Everglades and Alligators. At the halfway point, they stop and let you go up to an observation tower, which we found out was designed exactly like the one in the Smokey Mountains, which Steve, Dad, and I had been to back in 1982. We saw lots of alligators and birds. We even saw the remains of a dead alligator, which was fairly gross and stinky. Ha!
About Alligators: The girl alligators are looking for the biggest boy alligator to mate with, in order to make big babies. The male alligator mates with several females in the same season (pigs!). The female builds a nest for her eggs by digging a hole in the ground and covering it up with dirt. She stays close by to guard the nest. In one season, a female may have 16-20 babies. She protects them, but doesn't feed them. Eggs incubated at 93 degrees or above are males. Eggs incubated below that temperature are females. Average lifespan of an alligator is 45 years.
Because we are here at the end of the dry season (or the very beginning of the west season), the Everglades do not look at all like I expected! Everything is dry. But, the tour guide assured us that by the end of May, there would be water again. There used to be a significantly higher amount of water (the Everglades are currently only 40% of their original size), until man came and damned up the rivers and rerouted the natural flow of water. I have decided that, perhaps, November would be an ideal time to visit. That is right at the end of the rainy season. However, that is also the high season and since I don't like people, that could present a new set of problems.

Our tram tour lasted 2 hours, so we opted to head for Homestead when it was over. We were all hungry, so we went to Longhorn Steakhouse for dinner. I usually try to stay away from chain restaurants while on vacation, but for whatever reason, we don't have Longhorn Steakhouses in DFW, and it was easy. As we turned to go to the restaurant, we noticed our hotel just down the road. How convenient.
After dinner, we checked in and then walked over to the Marriott for drinks. Just something to do... Back in the room, Joe and I were able to watch the season finale of the Amazing Race! It's a lot harder to watch TV when you can't fast forward through the commercials!
05/19/2014 - "More Everglades and our Real Destination..."
Up again for breakfast at 8:00 (we had 2 rooms last night, so that was a little more convenient getting ready), we headed downstairs for the complimentary breakfast. By 9:00ish, we were heading out.
Our first stop was the Coral Castle. I had read about this in the guidebook and it sounded interesting, so we stopped. It turned out to be okay. The most interesting part was really how fascinated my parents were with it. It made me really happy to think that they had enjoyed it so much. (In the end, my dad even said it was a highlight of the trip for him!)
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| My mom is the same size as Ed, the man who built the Coral Castle. |
From there, we headed back to the Everglades. Our main purpose was to stop at the main visitor center because there was a shirt that Mom wanted, but they didn't have her size at the Shark Valley Visitor Center. Turns out, they didn't have it at the main visitor center either. In fact, they had way fewer t-shirts there than at Shark Valley, which I thought was kind of interesting.
After shopping, Joe decided that we should go ahead and drive down to Flamingo, so we did. When we arrived, we found the place fairly deserted. Apparently, since it's low season, the visitor center is only sporadically staffed and there's not many people down there willing to fight the mosquitoes. Holy Cow!!! Joe was absolutely attacked by mosquitoes!!! I had a few, but Mom only had one. Meanwhile, I killed 4 on the back of Dad's leg and they were bloody ones. A few got in the car when we left, but we managed to get rid of them.
Back to Highway 1, we made one more stop before getting to the overseas highway -- at Robert is Here. It is a fruit and vegetable stand, but the main draw for us was a milkshake. I had seen people at the visitor center with milkshakes and they looked quite tasty, so I decided I couldn't resist. We read a bit about Robert - when he was a kid, his dad sent him to the corner to sell cucumbers, but he didn't sell them all. So, on the 2nd day, his dad made a sign that said, "Robert is Here!" and he sold out by noon. So, he continued to sell that way (with the sign) and, eventually, opened up a stand. We saw some interesting fruit that we had never seen before (i.e., a jack fruit - which is huge like a watermelon, but prickly - it is used to flavor Juicy Fruit gum). Had it been just Joe and I, we might have tried some, but we didn't. We did, however, get our shakes. Mine was strawberry / banana and it was scrumptious. Joe wimped out with a plain strawberry. Dad had pineapple, and Mom had a Cherry Key Lime.

From Robert is Here it was down the highway to Key West. It took about 3 hours to make the drive. I have to admit that I had a really hard time staying awake. I sat in the backseat so Dad could have the front row view. It was warm, there was a hum of the road, and it was a lot of towns and trees. So, I nodded off and on. Maybe on the way back, I can do better.
We arrived at our hotel about 4:15, but no one was there. It didn't take long, however, for them to come and find us and give us our keys. We found this hotel in Mom's USA guidebook. The rooms are TINY!!! But, the price was right and the place is really clean. Plus, it's walking distance to Duval Street, so I'm perfectly happy.
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| Caribbean House |
And, speaking of walking - after we settled in, we walked to DJ's Clam Shack on Duval Street. The was our first Triple D in quite some time. We had lobster rolls and conch fritters, and honestly, the food was pretty good. The lobster rolls had the biggest chunks of lobster I've ever seen - even bigger than the lobster rolls we had in Maine! The coleslaw was good too, and the fries were quite tasty. Overall, it was not a bad choice for dinner.
End of Travel Journal...
We spent 3 nights in Key West, which was probably a day too long for Mom and Dad. Originally, I had thought we would take the all-day trip to the Dry Tortugas, but after I made the hotel reservations, I had second thoughts. I was afraid that Mom and Dad wouldn't enjoy it and/or it would be too much for them. I looked in to it again when we got there, but it was booked anyway. We did get a 2-day trolley tour, which took us to many of the major sites in Key West and helped us not have to walk as much. We saw many of the main sites including the Ernest Hemingway Home, Truman's Little White House, and the Key West Lighthouse. We also spent a couple of hours at the Mel Fisher Maritime Museum. We saw the Southernmost Point of the Continental USA and we even stood in line to get our picture, in spite of my mom making several comments about not caring if we were IN the picture. To use up the last of our time, we stopped at the Butterfly Conservatory, which I think my mom really enjoyed.
On our way out of town, we stopped at Fort Taylor. We also made a drove to the Blue Hole in hopes of seeing some Key Deer, but we were out of luck. Finally, we made a pass through Biscayne National Park before heading back to Fort Myers for our flight home.
Overall, we had a good time. I'm pretty sure my parents were pretty worn out, but we saw a lot of the town and we tried some different foods, including a few varieties of Key Lime. We still have a few things to mark off the list, so I'm hoping for a return trip someday.